Money Matters - Satire

THE DEBT COLLECTOR

I don't want you rue the day
You thought you had to make me pay.
My word is gold
My actions bold
That's all I have to say.

Up and down the line this goes
Who is he who plays in shows?
Money matters more than words do
Collections my mission to attend to
We'll hire thugs if it comes to blows.

Baycorp and Telecom bedfellows in mayhem
Philanthropy and monopoly our national anthem
Mother Teresa in all her glory
Would not like this little story
Better just top up Team New Zealand. AMEN.
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